IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT (well, sort of)

[deadmoon]

This might have work years ago. Now I can just say:

ALL SOLUTIONS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME ARE MORE SO

and no matter what discovery is made, I probably would be able with some computing power to retrofit something plausible as an anagram of this.

Note that this could cover any potential future discovery.

SQUEALS UNITE BUT ALSO MORE LOAM LORE AROSE

"Squeals unite" marks the moment of collective discovery, when scattered signs suddenly align and the decipherers’ private gasps collapse into shared excitement, as if the manuscript itself provokes the outcry.

Loam is the worked earth and local soil from which living forms and practical knowledge are drawn.

Congratulations oshfdk