Lingua Volgare Shorthand

[MarcoP]

D(P/F)IE (P/F)OTMO OL OLC(P/F)UE (P/F)AR S(P/F)ARARE

E CVE (P/F)AR OR O(P/F)E T(P/F)O LDOTE ODOTN (P/F)OTE

TA? D(P/F)E D(P/F)OD(P/F)E (PI/FI)E TD(PI/FI)VE C(P/F)E DOC(P/F)OTE TAL

TAL (P/F)ODUO TM TARE IO (P/F)UE (P/F)ODOTE

This looks more like proto-Romance than any form of Italian.
The three short examples of "grammar" discussed actually do not conform to the grammar of a Romance language, e.g. the determinative article "o" is invariant like "the", rather than inflected by gender and number.

The system also features Gibbs-like flexibility. E.g. the first word of the first sample kShody can be made to match a number of Italian words and expressions. Some examples:

DP/FOTE

de piote "out from its clod of soil"

deposte - demoted
disposte - arranged
disponete - you arrange
dio puote - god can
dio potea - god could
dio pote - god prunes
da ponte - from [the] bridge
da fonte - from [the] source
di porte - of doors
do forte - I give strongly
dà forte - s/he gives strongly
di potere - of power
di fiorite - of flowered
deiforme te - godlike you
deformate - deformed
deportate - deported