geoffreycaveney's Middle English theory

[tavie]

Although non-native speakers of English may not often be able to compose or to easily comprehend English sentences with such complicated and complex syntax, linguistically talented native speakers and writers of English -- such as Edward, 2nd Duke of York, or such as myself -- do have the ability to do so.

I'll say more on the arbitrariness and random chance points later, but this is worth addressing now.   I might not be so quick as to call myself "linguistically talented" as you are, but I am a native English speaker.  Your sentences do not make sense in modern English.   The complexity of the syntax has nothing to do with this.