Since announcing the solution of the Voynich Mss. three years ago (You are not allowed to view links.
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For those unfamiliar with the saga of the House of Blackadder, seasons two through four can be viewed for free on Tubi (You are not allowed to view links.
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As a refresher: using "Blackadder" and "Baldrick" as cribs sharing common letters in a different order, removing vowels and doubled consonants from those words, and ignoring spaces in the Voynich text resulted in finding a reference to Blackadder in a line from You are not allowed to view links.
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Given that this result not only provided an opening wedge into deciphering the Voynich Mss. but also absolved Richard III of the supposed murder of his nephews and established the historical reality of the reign of Richard IV one might have expected massive news coverage, but no such luck -- the evil forces of "Big Tudor" clearly suppressed the story.
Wake up, people!
* Who played Cromwell's son in season one of _Wolf Hall_? Tom Holland!
* Who does Tom Holland play in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Spider-Man!
* What do spiders weave? Webs!
* And what are webs metaphors for? DECEIT -- as in "web of lies"!
The casting of Tom Holland as Cromwell's son in _Wolf Hall_ was a clear hidden message that mainstream Tudor-era history is a web of lies! The recasting of Charlie Rowe as Cromwell's son in _Wolf Hall: The Mirror and The Light_ was clearly just another example of "Big Tudor" trying to suppress the truth.
Watching Koen's recent video using the claimed Turkish decipherment to illustrate common problems with supposed "solutions" (You are not allowed to view links.
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* Ignores the statistical properties of the Voynich text: check! For example, EVA 'y' (actually, Currier '9' since the analysis was done using the Currier transcription alphabet) is the 3rd most common (Currier) glyph in the Bio section and the 2nd most common glyph in the opening herbal pages, but the corresponding letter 'C' is the 13th most common consonant in Middle English;
* Cherry picks obscure words as cribs: check! ("Blackadder" and "Baldrick");
* Offers short and silly translations: check! ("Blackadder" and "Baldrick"); and
* Uses the "ignorant sage" approach to the failure of the initial matches to lead to further deciphered text: check! Having made the key breakthrough and the astonishing discovery of the connection between the text of the Voynich Mss. and the supposedly fictional Edmund Blackadder I fully expected other interested parties to extend the work.
I mean, come on, I did _everything_ wrong -- a literal smorgasbord of best worst practices (or should that be worst best practices?). Where's Koen's 40+ minute video debunking the "Blackadder solution"? Who got to you, Koen? Was it Lady Antonia Frasier? Phillipa Gregory?
One common aspect of solutions that Koen missed was "half-*ssed analysis of the imagery." On that front, three years ago I suggested that the so-called “zodiac” folios are, in fact, Prince Edmund’s list of conquests – similar to that of the legendary Don Juan but arranged by the zodiac sign of the lady in question rather than country of residence, with Baldrick as the Prince's Leporello.
Looking at the women depicted with crowns in the "zodiac" folios, it has been observed that the crown depicted in the Libra folio resembles the Holy Crown of Hungary (You are not allowed to view links.
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Login to view.). Recall that Edmund Blackadder married Princess Leia of Hungary (You are not allowed to view links.
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Checking the historical record, in 1492 (the year of Blackadder's marriage to Princess Leia) the Queen of Hungary was Beatrice of Naples (You are not allowed to view links.
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Login to view.). Beatrice clearly married her daughter to Edmund Blackadder to gain England's support in her conflict with her late husband's illegitimate son John (János) Corvinus. Leia would have been the (legitimate) daughter of Beatrice and the late King Matthias Corvinus, and the marriage was doubtless intended to strengthen Leia's claim as heir to the Hungarian throne over the claims of her bastard brother Janos. Janos clearly conspired with England's Henry VII to erase the reign of Richard IV from European history. While some may wonder why Beatrice was willing to make her daughter Blackadder's child bride, in fairness to her Richard IV's letter suggesting an alliance offered "the hand of my son Edgar," Richard notoriously having trouble remembering the name of his second son.
An apparent problem is that the Wiki page for Beatrice of Naples lists her date of birth as 16 Nov 1457, while Libra is the sun sign for Sept 23 to Oct 22. Despite considering possibilities including precession of the equinoxes and the drift between the solar year and the Julian calendar, I was unable to find a way to shift Nov 16 to fall within Libra (either the zodiac sign or the actual constellation the sun was in). Then I discovered that the Wiki page for Beatrice's mother Isabella of Clermont (You are not allowed to view links.
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Login to view.) lists Beatrice's date of birth as "14 September/16 November 1457." 14 Sept 1457 in the Julian calendar would be 23 Sept 1457 in the Gregorian calendar -- which would make her a Libra! So not only does the Hungarian crown in the Libra folio prove that Blackadder slept with his mother-in-law, but it also resolves the uncertainty around her date of birth. Another triumph for the "Blackadder solution"!
But what about the other two crowns? Explaining their significance requires understanding how marriage worked in England in the late 15th century. One way to become married was through so-called "precontract", which was a promise to marry followed by sex (You are not allowed to view links.
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Login to view.). The Cancer and Leo crowns obviously represent women Blackadder was precontracted to because he had promised to marry them before they made love (given that Blackadder was involved, undoubtedly disgusting, sweaty love). As least one of these liaisons appears to have produced a son -- which ties the "Blackadder solution" into the Freemasons!
The unnamed (bigamous) spouses by precontract represented by the Cancer and Leo crowns would have been Blackadder's _widows_. "Is there no help for the _widow's son_?" is a Masonic distress call; in Jacobite Masonic circles, "the widow's son" came to refer to the "Old Pretender", son of the exiled James II (You are not allowed to view links.
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You'll note that the forces of "Big Tudor" suborned Tony Robinson -- who played Baldrick in the BBC series portraying the glorious reign of Richard IV -- into hosting a so-called "documentary" claiming that Richard IV's father Edward IV was illegitimate, making the descendants of his brother George, Duke of Clarence, the rightful heirs to the throne (You are not allowed to view links.
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A couple quick notes on current lines of research I'm working on to advance the "Blackadder solution":
* Re: the earlier observation that Currier '9' is the 2nd or 3rd most common glyph depending on section of the mss., while 'C' is the 13th most common consonant in Middle English -- note that 'H' is the 4th most common Middle English consonant; could this reflect the names being written phonetically as "BLaHKaDdeR" and "BaLDRiHK"?
* I have found signs of a secret order of chivalry opposed to the Masonic effort to restore the House of Blackadder. They recognized each other using the passwords "Nequam! Infamis!" (Worthless, vile, bad or wicked! Of ill fame!), their description of Blackadder. Over time this was shortened to just the initials of the words, resulting in their being known as "The Knights Who Say 'NI!'"
* While I have misplaced my notes identifying the source, I came across an interesting letter by a foreign ambassador describing a conversation he had with Richard III regarding Roger Bacon's prediction of the automobile: "...I quoted Bacon on the possibility that 'a car shall be made which will move with inestimable speed, and the motion will be without the help of any living creature.' The King mused that such an invention would be so wondrous that, proudest monarch in Christendom though he might be, after death he would gladly lie beneath the structure which stabled such marvels...." So it turns out that Richard III _wanted_ to be buried under a parking garage! A deep dive into the financial and land transactions involved in the construction of the Greyfriars Social Services car park may provide critical leads to the current membership of the hidden Masonic order protecting the House of Blackadder.
* I am currently working on a novel based on the "Blackadder solution" called _The (Duh!) Voynich Code_. It concerns a tenure-track Professor of Symbolologyism at the University of Northern South Dakota at De Smet who has an Einstein-like IQ, slate grey eyes the color of an angry sea, a jawline that could cut glass, and a torso that would make an Olympic gymnast green with envy (and he's totally not a Marty Sue, I swear!). He's suspected of murdering a librarian at the Bibliotheque Nationale in Paris who is found laid out like the Zodiac Man, with missing parts corresponding to the zodiac signs absent from the Voynich Mss. The prof is forced to flee and try to clear his name while simultaneously avoiding assassins sent by the agents of "Big Tudor," continually crossing paths with an obnoxious Harvard competitor who has his own problems involving Mary Magdalene.
So that's the current state of the "Blackadder solution." Take the Black(adder Yorkist) Pill, not the Red (Rose of Lancaster) Pill! Follow the breadcrumbs! Do your own research!
I'll leave y'all with a brief excerpt from the current draft of _The (Duh!) Voynich Code_. To set the scene, an assassin sent by Grilippa Phegory (author of the bestselling _Fat Tudor Bastards and the Women Who Love Them Too Much_ series of historical novels) has reported his failure to stop our protagonist. Displeased at his failure, as well as the interruption of her work on a novel chronicling the life of Lady Jane Grey's 5th cousin twice removed (Netflix already being in negotiations for the miniseries rights), she pulls a lever that dumps the unfortunate minion into a pit gradually filling with some sort of fluid:
"She tried to concentrate on the chapter she was drafting as the inevitable period of splashing, screaming, and pleading went on. An engineer had told her that a pump could be installed to move the process along faster, but the house was a listed building and she didn't want to deal with the hassle of obtaining the necessary permits. Besides, it was her stated opinion that things moved far too quickly in the modern world, and in this case she thought the slow, leisurely approach best suited to impress the full extent of her displeasure on the unfortunate minion who had incurred her wrath. Finally the level of fluid in the pit rose above the bars preventing the escape of the failed assassin, and after a brief terminal flurry of thrashing silence fell over the room. After allowing a few additional minutes to elapse she got on the intercom and called the estate's head of security.
"'Yes, my lady?' he inquired.
"'I do hope I'm not interrupting your lunch,' she said apologetically, 'but I'm rather afraid there's a turd in the punch bowl.'
"'I'll send someone to deal with it immediately,' he replied. She looked down at the limp form drifting aimlessly at the bottom of the pit and thought to herself, 'Some people just can't handle their malmsey.'"