Morten St George Theory

[Morten St. George]

Why are they naked? I imagine they decided to adopt the dress code of the locals

Yup, medieval Europeans were well noted for abandoning their native traditions and customs when moving abroad to integrate seamlessly with the indigenous people of the Americas.

David, For your information, the gals who migrated to America sometimes walked around naked even when back in Europe, as you can see in this Wikimedia depiction of them:



If you don't believe they're the same gals, check out their top-of-head hair style with the hair style of the swamp author:



Really, sometimes I think you guys are absolutely hopeless.