The Voynich Ninja

Now, I've been interested in the Voynich Manuscript for quite some time now, and for that time I knew that this site was the go-to place for Voynich research. I've also taken note of some various Voynich Solutions, especially those using Simple Substitution to crack the Manuscript, and i have had confirmation bias in my head for a long time, basically, my theory was that no matter what, if you manipulate the manuscript enough, you will find what you are looking for, to test my theory, I "solved" the manuscript in a single afternoon.

This solution is NOT meant to be taken seriously, and is meant to:
1. Test the confirmation bias hypothesis.
2. Parody other Voynich solutions.

I know that simple substitution is not the right answer, but I tried anyway! Wish you all the best.

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